Bitch please, I'm Poseidon

ass-butt-fallen-angel:

This is the most beautiful post ever

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming

White people as a whole are not to blame for racism. We cannot help what has happened, and what continues to happen. There are white people protesting for their rights. The Islamic state is completely racist against white Americans. It's not reverse racism it's just racism. It's as wrong as white people being racist towards black people. It is the same hate. I am white. I am not responsible for the actions of other white people. You grouping me in with them is racist. I support equality.
sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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elmakias:

One of my photos of This Willd Life on a tv show

elmakias:

One of my photos of This Willd Life on a tv show

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

chrisbrinleejr:

Today was fun. We found our own private blue lagoon up in the mountains 45 minutes southwest of Reykjavik, Iceland. The water was warmed by the many hot springs located in the area; temperatures were balanced out by the cool water flowing in. Perfect. We were the only people around for miles; our spirits could not be contained.

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asvprock:

*When the acid kicks in when you’re trying to do something really important*

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